31 ways to annoy a grown-ass woman 

1. Tell her that she’s good at something… Then add “for a girl” 

2. Ignore her messages. Do you know how long it took to choose the right emoji?! 

3. Turn up to her work place in a backwards cap, jeans that expose your underwear and a string vest 

4. Make vague plans. Just FYI: “Let’s meet up tomorrow” is not a plan 

5. Go and get food for yourself without bringing her anything, even if she says she’s not hungry 

6. Use her things without asking. Bonus points if you leave them dirty/broken 
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