1. He doesn’t let a day go by without checking on you
2. He has a *unique* pet name for you
3. He doesn’t just make plans with you at the weekend, but during the week too
4. He’s told at least three members of his family, friends or colleagues about you
5. He takes a genuine interest in your work, hobby or side hustle
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As you open up Instagram you could be met with anything from a selfie, a meme or something a little less savoury.
If you want to add some spirituality to your feed, here are nine accounts to follow that will help keep your mind on the things above.
1. Remember your birthday without you hinting or leaving reminders around the place
2. Take you out to dinner
3. Remember your parent’s names
4. Be on time to meet you when you have plans
5. Accept your Instagram request
1. He doesn’t have his timestamp showing on whatsapp
2. His Instagram is private, and he won’t accept your request
3. His phone is always turned over so you can’t see the screen
4. He hides his phone security code like he’s hiding his credit card pin on Brixton high road
1. The gym (especially an Easy Gym)
2. Your house (this is a Netflix and chill location, not a date location)
3. Nandos (any restaurant where you have to get up to order is not an appropriate date location)
4. Morleys/Chicken cottage/Sams/IKEA’s food court/Subway (see above)
5. A football match (unless you are both *avid* football fans)
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1. He wakes you up to remind you to wrap your hair
2. He brings you food without being asked to
3. He plans date night without being prompted, and gives at least 48 hours notice
4. He loved you before you knew how to contour your face… and before your eyebrows were on fleek
5. He shows you off like a new pair of Yeezy Boosts on launch day
Phoebe Parke 